ShotgunShay

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

avatarlegends:

I keep imagining some disgruntled fan getting wasted on these image

and beating the shit out of some poor Spongebob cosplayer.

This is why I can't break up with my boyfriend: I'm scared of never having anyone who would fuck me sweet and slow. I'm a monster.
Anonymous

alonesomes:

No. You’re not a monster. Maybe you don’t want to be alone, or like being alone, but you’re not a monster. The bottom line is: you’ll have that again. He’s not the only one, okay? Let him go. Just because something is comfortable doesn’t mean it’s the only thing that will ever feel that way to you. We find new familiars. We grow in new love.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism because I like it when a man opens the door for me to enter a room. And then leave it again. And enter. And leave. And… enter. No wait, leave, definitely leave. Wait, I mean enter…
—
Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I don’t need feminism because I like it when a man opens the door for me to enter a room. And then leave it again. And enter. And leave. And… enter. No wait, leave, definitely leave. Wait, I mean enter…

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked.

feyminism:

shercocklocked:

when you finish reading a fanfiction and you come back to reality like

#WHAT TIME IS IT #WHERE AM I #HOW DID I GET HERE #HAVE I EATEN #IS IT STILL WEDNESDAY #WHO AM I HEDWIG

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

artbymoga:

stylefordays:

tyleroakley:

9 words to make you really think.

This. Is. Profound.

This is something everyone should see

Headcanon:

hells-bels:

Molly Carpenter leaving notes for her little siblings all like, “Go ahead and be naughty, jawas, Santa’s my bitch now.’

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

image

Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.