ShotgunShay

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

vegetarain:

ultrannoying:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

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8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter
except aurora 
that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn.
Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

wannabepoesie:

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

Oh

captaincatwoman:

disneygirlwithablog:

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

lordessalicia:

A conversation I pieced together in my head one day…
Cousland: “I had an interesting idea.”
Alistair: “And what is that?”
Cousland: “I was thinking of writing a book called Hurry Up Please Before We All Die.” 
Alistair: “Let me guess…its main character is a hard-to-love brunette with a sword strapped to her back. She orders her superiors around and nags her friends into doing her bidding.”
Cousland: “Yeah, she also lives to see the end of the book.”
Alistair: “And what of her handsome, blonde-haired male companion? The one that makes her realize the error of her wicked ways?”
Cousland: “She kills him in the last chapter for being a smart ass.” 
Alistair: “And this is a work of fiction…right?”
Cousland: “That’s up to you.”
Alistair: “Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be reading this book—either way.”

lordessalicia:

A conversation I pieced together in my head one day…

Cousland: “I had an interesting idea.”

Alistair: “And what is that?”

Cousland: “I was thinking of writing a book called Hurry Up Please Before We All Die.”

Alistair: “Let me guess…its main character is a hard-to-love brunette with a sword strapped to her back. She orders her superiors around and nags her friends into doing her bidding.”

Cousland: “Yeah, she also lives to see the end of the book.”

Alistair: “And what of her handsome, blonde-haired male companion? The one that makes her realize the error of her wicked ways?”

Cousland: “She kills him in the last chapter for being a smart ass.”

Alistair: “And this is a work of fiction…right?”

Cousland: “That’s up to you.”

Alistair: “Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be reading this book—either way.”

cartoonhangover:

Casual talk about feelings as cupcakes battle to the death
Catch up on the Bravest Warriors comic by BOOM! Studios, you don’t want to miss out!!
-Cade

thesonicscrew:

did he fucking decapitate someone?