sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents
“It takes a very secure man to walk like that.”
even the princesses fangirl over peter
that bitch be faithful
look at phillip though
can you blame her?
Phillip could get the business.
So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.
Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.
I had to reblog this again…
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH
Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.
A conversation I pieced together in my head one day…
Cousland: “I had an interesting idea.”
Alistair: “And what is that?”
Cousland: “I was thinking of writing a book called Hurry Up Please Before We All Die.”
Alistair: “Let me guess…its main character is a hard-to-love brunette with a sword strapped to her back. She orders her superiors around and nags her friends into doing her bidding.”
Cousland: “Yeah, she also lives to see the end of the book.”
Alistair: “And what of her handsome, blonde-haired male companion? The one that makes her realize the error of her wicked ways?”
Cousland: “She kills him in the last chapter for being a smart ass.”
Alistair: “And this is a work of fiction…right?”
Cousland: “That’s up to you.”
Alistair: “Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be reading this book—either way.”
Casual talk about feelings as cupcakes battle to the death
did he fucking decapitate someone?