ShotgunShay

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

on your left
marvel to dc (via staingirl)
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

egberts:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

brakhage:

thebishopbasher:

freakinbluscout:

kingofshoottheshit:

vocaroo:

kingofshoottheshit:

how much is that in real money

“real money”




Real money.

im sorry but in AMERICA we pay in MONEY not HAIR COMBS


oh my god

brakhage:

thebishopbasher:

freakinbluscout:

kingofshoottheshit:

vocaroo:

kingofshoottheshit:

how much is that in real money

“real money”

image

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Real money.

im sorry but in AMERICA we pay in MONEY not HAIR COMBS

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oh my god

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

morkwalls:

writingfireandice:

volcanize:

This Explains Everything
I’m really proud of this one guys

WOW.

The most beautiful deconstruction of the ‘left brain” “right brain” stereotype that I’ve ever read. 

morkwalls:

writingfireandice:

volcanize:

This Explains Everything

I’m really proud of this one guys

WOW.

The most beautiful deconstruction of the ‘left brain” “right brain” stereotype that I’ve ever read.